Just Slang http://www.justslang.com Fri, 03 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 en testicular fortitude http://www.justslang.com/testicular-fortitude.html http://www.justslang.com/testicular-fortitude.html#comments Fri, 03 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://74d2a8500919680802630ad4518159dd balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

]]> balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/testicular-fortitude.html/feed geriatric bypass http://www.justslang.com/geriatric-bypass.html http://www.justslang.com/geriatric-bypass.html#comments Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://41a06f4b2040ab90f819168c1c555e8a 1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.

For the last twenty years, Jack claimed to others that he's only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he's even used hair coloring. He acts as if he's had a geriatric bypass.

]]> 1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.

For the last twenty years, Jack claimed to others that he's only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he's even used hair coloring. He acts as if he's had a geriatric bypass.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/geriatric-bypass.html/feed cheappuccino http://www.justslang.com/cheappuccino.html http://www.justslang.com/cheappuccino.html#comments Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://b30534ec3eca3aaadcf368124006fd7a Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino.

Let's stop by the Circle K for some cheappuccinos tonight. It's gonna be freakin' cold, and all I've got is $1.25 in my wallet.

]]> Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino.

Let's stop by the Circle K for some cheappuccinos tonight. It's gonna be freakin' cold, and all I've got is $1.25 in my wallet.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/cheappuccino.html/feed pockets on swole http://www.justslang.com/pockets-on-swole.html http://www.justslang.com/pockets-on-swole.html#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://027876a3b28219b65b8f3510e2d97652 Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen

"Pockets on swole lookin like they got the mumps" - Yung Joc

"I pull up in tha lambo
Pockets stay on swole" - Bow Wow

]]> Having pockets full of money, i.e. swolen

"Pockets on swole lookin like they got the mumps" - Yung Joc

"I pull up in tha lambo
Pockets stay on swole" - Bow Wow

]]> http://www.justslang.com/pockets-on-swole.html/feed nomonym http://www.justslang.com/nomonym.html http://www.justslang.com/nomonym.html#comments Mon, 30 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://d685089711b6e552e803b98c4ec79feb When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things.

"This tuna tastes just like your mom."
"Dude, that's a nomonym!"

]]> When you eat something and it tastes like something else. Things often taste like chicken but chicken rarely tastes like other things.

"This tuna tastes just like your mom."
"Dude, that's a nomonym!"

]]> http://www.justslang.com/nomonym.html/feed I’m picking the corn out your shit http://www.justslang.com/im-picking-the-corn-out-your-shit.html http://www.justslang.com/im-picking-the-corn-out-your-shit.html#comments Sun, 29 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://af7bff98f9e3daf612d8a4c27c06f8e2 1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

]]> 1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

]]> http://www.justslang.com/im-picking-the-corn-out-your-shit.html/feed tanorexia http://www.justslang.com/tanorexia.html http://www.justslang.com/tanorexia.html#comments Sat, 28 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://c246ffa1e1b03e354df67162c2b0f323 A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

]]> A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/tanorexia.html/feed reach out http://www.justslang.com/reach-out.html http://www.justslang.com/reach-out.html#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://5f6df062a6329fefdf5a1320e577182b An unfortunately creepy term that is means "to contact" or similar. Brings to mind grasping and undesirable contact from strangers.

1) Charles, please reach out to Jane and provide her the information she requires. 2) My (political) campaign will reach out to every voter.

]]> An unfortunately creepy term that is means "to contact" or similar. Brings to mind grasping and undesirable contact from strangers.

1) Charles, please reach out to Jane and provide her the information she requires. 2) My (political) campaign will reach out to every voter.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/reach-out.html/feed lap flaps http://www.justslang.com/lap-flaps.html http://www.justslang.com/lap-flaps.html#comments Thu, 26 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://0d1012be90ed409bd2337e08bccd2850 the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.

This magazine is full of lap flaps!

]]> the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.

This magazine is full of lap flaps!

]]> http://www.justslang.com/lap-flaps.html/feed Check your Totem http://www.justslang.com/check-your-totem.html http://www.justslang.com/check-your-totem.html#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://cc1e7793b6b1554c88d07e8f9f0cccc5 A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.

Intended to be used sarcastically.

D-Bag: "I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D."

Smugster: Go Check your Totem.

]]> A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.

Intended to be used sarcastically.

D-Bag: "I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D."

Smugster: Go Check your Totem.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/check-your-totem.html/feed half and half and half http://www.justslang.com/half-and-half-and-half.html http://www.justslang.com/half-and-half-and-half.html#comments Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://17844640e9173ad56b21bfbac9b7effe A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.

Anne: Carrol is such a coffee poser, she'll only fill her mug with coffee halfway before she drowns it in milk and sugar.

Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.

]]> A type of coffee so diluted by sugar, cream or milk that it no longer tastes like coffee, instead like milk and sugar, and has a beige or light brown color to it. The drink is typically concocted by those who want to appear as if they are drinking coffee but despise the taste.

Anne: Carrol is such a coffee poser, she'll only fill her mug with coffee halfway before she drowns it in milk and sugar.

Jill: Yeah, i hate the taste of her half and half and half.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/half-and-half-and-half.html/feed Cubicle Coma http://www.justslang.com/cubicle-coma.html http://www.justslang.com/cubicle-coma.html#comments Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://0099966edf66d689c78565a388f5f30c When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

]]> When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/cubicle-coma.html/feed Suction Seat http://www.justslang.com/suction-seat.html http://www.justslang.com/suction-seat.html#comments Sun, 22 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://8fb0855c2cae7d014538a181621b8f19 The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.

I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!

]]> The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.

I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!

]]> http://www.justslang.com/suction-seat.html/feed OMJ http://www.justslang.com/omj.html http://www.justslang.com/omj.html#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://c9df36149a04e0d6741929b2d245563c As known to the Jonas Brothers fans, it would be stood for 'Oh My Jonas!'

but if you put OMJJ or OMNJ, it would be like Oh My Joe Jonas or Oh My Nick Jonas.

"OMJ is Nick dating Miley again??"
"OMJ I sure hope not!"

]]> As known to the Jonas Brothers fans, it would be stood for 'Oh My Jonas!'

but if you put OMJJ or OMNJ, it would be like Oh My Joe Jonas or Oh My Nick Jonas.

"OMJ is Nick dating Miley again??"
"OMJ I sure hope not!"

]]> http://www.justslang.com/omj.html/feed Folicular Homicide http://www.justslang.com/folicular-homicide.html http://www.justslang.com/folicular-homicide.html#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://0d804db7601c146aa6e7228f8829066e Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.

Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!

]]> Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.

Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!

]]> http://www.justslang.com/folicular-homicide.html/feed post block syndrome http://www.justslang.com/post-block-syndrome.html http://www.justslang.com/post-block-syndrome.html#comments Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://22d0b51160e749a87427a2b138b12e15 Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.

After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.

]]> Similar to writers block only in the context of social networking sites. Unable to come up with post worthy content.

After logging into facebook and staring at the screen unable to post, I realized I was suffering from post block syndrome.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/post-block-syndrome.html/feed Run and tell that http://www.justslang.com/run-and-tell-that.html http://www.justslang.com/run-and-tell-that.html#comments Wed, 18 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://1309d75d7a92bc89aa5c0c35ccaaa03e Meaning to go spread the word. To let it be known. To go tell everyone quickly.

After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saved his sister from an attack he left a public message for the perp letting him know that this wasn't the end of the story, and that he would be caught.

Antoine- "You don't have to come and confess. We looking for you. We gon' find you, so you can run and tell that! Homeboy!"

]]> Meaning to go spread the word. To let it be known. To go tell everyone quickly.

After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saved his sister from an attack he left a public message for the perp letting him know that this wasn't the end of the story, and that he would be caught.

Antoine- "You don't have to come and confess. We looking for you. We gon' find you, so you can run and tell that! Homeboy!"

]]> http://www.justslang.com/run-and-tell-that.html/feed Meeting Affective Disorder http://www.justslang.com/meeting-affective-disorder.html http://www.justslang.com/meeting-affective-disorder.html#comments Tue, 17 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://b60156c3a1d9a809e3cea70878cb6e1b A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.

Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.

]]> A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.

Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.

]]> http://www.justslang.com/meeting-affective-disorder.html/feed book google http://www.justslang.com/book-google.html http://www.justslang.com/book-google.html#comments Mon, 16 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://e18491dceee1c99a5dd876c6bc194cd2 When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"

Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!

Guy 3: Book google that shit!

]]> When you need to figure out something, so you look it up in a book, like in the olden times, when dinosaurs ruled the earth.

Guy 1: Quick! What's the definiton of "callow?"

Guy 2: I don't know! My iPhone 4 doesn't get signal here!

Guy 3: Book google that shit!

]]> http://www.justslang.com/book-google.html/feed Battery Bank http://www.justslang.com/battery-bank.html http://www.justslang.com/battery-bank.html#comments Sun, 15 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000 admin tag:feeds.urbandictionary.com://44a3174baac437b1a59b46291bb3939b An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.

I was running low on cash and had to float on my battery bank until payday.

]]> An extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds. usually stored under the battery of a cellular phone.

I was running low on cash and had to float on my battery bank until payday.

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